...PRESSWADS...

MIX MAGAZINE -- We are logically between Jamiroquai and the Arcade Fire. Spin us.

EXODUSTER -- It's alphabetical.

MUSIC-FOR-ROBOTS -- Not only do they give us props, but there's also a heated debate on the authenticity of our endeavors on the message board. Louis XIV? Yikes! Not likely, chief.

SMASH or TRASH on WFMU -- That hippie dude Bryce calling in is the funniest thing I have ever heard. Also, John gets smashed & trashed. (About 2.5 hours in, for those of you "fast-forwarders" out there.) Oh, and P.S., it's the August 16th, 2005 show.

...AND LINKWADS...

Ponce De Leon MySpizzle -- GREASY: Why not be our Friendster on MySpace?

Thorn01 -- They have our signatures in a vault 3,000 ft. below sea level.

Hockey Island -- Greg's other, hard rocking & hard boiled band.

Palomar
-- If you don't know by now, then you never, never will.

The Oranges Band
-- Ponce De Leon's boyfriend is in the Oranges Band. His name is "Awesome."

Bandway -- This band will blow your socks through your anus live on stage. They would destroy Led Zeppelin. If only they would play ever.

Generica -- And Everything Is Totally Possible, Corp, Inc. LLC. Sorry, other bands... this is our new favorite band.

Hot College
-- Greg's other band that is really Justin's.

Bishop Allen -- Christian Rudder and Co. are on a fishing trip and their bass is out of tuna.

Totally Radd!! -- These dudes are our tight bros from way back when. When, is beyond me and all reason. They jam.

Impossible Hair -- If you thought our news page had it, think again. They have it.

Leona Dreams -- She will program your ass.

Videogames -- Even though Brock never returns our calls he is still cool and runs a kidnapping company that, I think, is still operational. I can't tell. He NEVER returns my calls. Brock! Yo! What's up? When do we get our video?

Mission Media
-- Todd Harvey and Joe Lover D are our intrepid server service providers.

Dave Reich Photography -- Mind if I part your beef curtains?

Greg's Paul Bowles Fakester Page
-- Whatevs

MIDI Party!/MIDI Swords MySpace -- Whatevs

The Josh Unit Exists on the Internet
-- Super Whatevs.................................